My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
40s are totally the cure
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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