no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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