you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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