Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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