Ambien. No doubt about it.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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