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(585): View more from New York

Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She wants to have naked weekends

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They call that free range vagina in France

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(540): View more from Virginia

my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.

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(937): View more from Ohio

... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere

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(443): View more from Maryland

Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.

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(817): View more from Texas

It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.

(972): View more from Texas

Told you inviting her was a good idea.

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