Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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