whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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