She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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