what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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