She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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