Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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