dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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