I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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