I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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