Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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