Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
