babies were throwing up all over the place
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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