Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(517): View more from Michigan

New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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(613): View more from Ontario

I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.

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(807): View more from Ontario

If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye

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(515): View more from Iowa

we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar

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(972): View more from Texas

honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa

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(907): View more from Alaska

First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)

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(585): View more from New York

We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?

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