flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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