my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
