Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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