I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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