You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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