Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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