I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
