If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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