Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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