In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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