Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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