Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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