I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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