Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
and you fell through a lawn chair
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