Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
