My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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