Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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