I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
