Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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