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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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