yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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