I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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