would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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