Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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