On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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