too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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