Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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