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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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