that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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