You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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