I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
