woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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