lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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