There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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