Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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