That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So here I am, sexting at work.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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