It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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