just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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