I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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