mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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